You're gonna try this at home...

No wonder I'm so paranoid about my cell phone...
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China better watch it's back.
The Republican ticket. shudder.
Homeless working in luxury suiting.
Dexter.

Sorry to be so cryptic. I'm super-low on time. Being homeless and battling China is taking up all my time lately. But I'm here. And I've got lots to say. Some of it you may actually want to hear about.
Thanks for hanging in with me- I lost my phone to the ocean waters, so why don't you tell me 3 things that will get me to call you about as soon as I get my replacement?