Thursday, February 19, 2009

Better than LudaChristmas!

I generally don't watch Martha Stewart, but some of you may know of my slight fascination with Ludacris. So- much to my delight- Ludacris showed up to cook with Martha today and the result- let's just say it couldn't have been more awkward/surreal/hilarious. I have tried finding the opening clip on youtube because, I'm not kidding you, having Martha tell Ludacris about how she feels for the Asian berries- I mean...Wow. At least she's there to tell him how soothing oragami is.
Mostly I love his under-reaction to her forced phonieness and attempts to repeatedly talk over him after she asks him a question. Just watch it.

And for those of you in and around the LA area, Ludacris and Common are performing AND hosting a dance off (DANCE OFF!!!) this Saturday. If I didn't already have tickets for this, I'd be there. And Martha's right. "It's so silly to call you Ludacris!"


Thanks, Snoop. Thank you.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Happy V-D!

Happy Valentine's Day, Ladies. Of course, the one which warms up MY little heart is still:
O, I wish it were true, Jake-pants. But thank you for saying so. I love you right back.
And your ass looks good in those jeans.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Plan B.

As some of you may know, my dream backup career (right after backup career Plan A: Kareoke Superstar) is hand and foot model.
Well, I DO live in LA now.
Guess what has two thumbs and just submitted her photo to be the hand model for a new ipod demo?


If Apple only knew of the hot, torrid and mutually beneficial relationship iPod and I share.
If only.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

She's Got Legs-

Still, I think this may work better if I were the type of girl to wear miniskirts. Or skinny jeans.
But they DO work.

And I don't care how juvenile people may think it looks.
They feel damn good like this.

What a Feeling.

So I did it.
I scoured the city for the right ones.
And I think I finally did it.
Of course, everyone has their opinions of legwarmers. I had someone tell me he would break up with me if I actually wore them (bye-bye!) And considering the random chill in the air lately, today would be the perfect day to warm my legs with my favourite ski-lodge appropriate knitwear!
Now that they're on, I must say- my legs are warm. But the fashion? Well. I must admit. I feel the same way about them as I did in the 80's. I love them. But they're rather complicated to wear for something that LOOKS so easy.
It's okay if you're embarrassed to be seen with me. I figure the 80's were humiliating enough. My legs deserve a toasty treat.