Better than LudaChristmas!

I generally don't watch Martha Stewart, but some of you may know of my slight fascination with Ludacris. So- much to my delight- Ludacris showed up to cook with Martha today and the result- let's just say it couldn't have been more awkward/surreal/hilarious. I have tried finding the opening clip on youtube because, I'm not kidding you, having Martha tell Ludacris about how she feels for the Asian berries- I mean...Wow. At least she's there to tell him how soothing oragami is.
Mostly I love his under-reaction to her forced phonieness and attempts to repeatedly talk over him after she asks him a question. Just watch it.

And for those of you in and around the LA area, Ludacris and Common are performing AND hosting a dance off (DANCE OFF!!!) this Saturday. If I didn't already have tickets for this, I'd be there. And Martha's right. "It's so silly to call you Ludacris!"

ps-

Thanks, Snoop. Thank you.

Happy V-D!

Happy Valentine's Day, Ladies. Of course, the one which warms up MY little heart is still:

O, I wish it were true, Jake-pants. But thank you for saying so. I love you right back.

And your ass looks good in those jeans.

Plan B.

As some of you may know, my dream backup career (right after backup career Plan A: Kareoke Superstar) is hand and foot model.
Well, I DO live in LA now.

Sooo...
Guess what has two thumbs and just submitted her photo to be the hand model for a new ipod demo?

THIS GIRL.

If Apple only knew of the hot, torrid and mutually beneficial relationship iPod and I share.

If only.

She's Got Legs-

Still, I think this may work better if I were the type of girl to wear miniskirts. Or skinny jeans.
But they DO work.

And I don't care how juvenile people may think it looks.

They feel damn good like this.

What a Feeling.

So I did it.
I scoured the city for the right ones.
And I think I finally did it.
Of course, everyone has their opinions of legwarmers. I had someone tell me he would break up with me if I actually wore them (bye-bye!) And considering the random chill in the air lately, today would be the perfect day to warm my legs with my favourite ski-lodge appropriate knitwear!
Now that they're on, I must say- my legs are warm. But the fashion? Well. I must admit. I feel the same way about them as I did in the 80's. I love them. But they're rather complicated to wear for something that LOOKS so easy.
It's okay if you're embarrassed to be seen with me. I figure the 80's were humiliating enough. My legs deserve a toasty treat.