Monday, January 19, 2009

The Cleanse.

A few weeks ago I had dinner with friends, and one described his cleanse diet. Now, I am traditionally and fundamentally opposed to all things resembling any sort of diet or constriction on food intake, however, he made this sound pretty good. No weird teas or food combinations, just fruit and vegetables (only) for 3 weeks, followed by an introduction of whole grains and later fish and poultry in moderate amounts. He reported that, not only did he feel amazing, but people would actually see a difference in his appearance. His face had a glow, he felt healthier and stronger and full of energy- "in fact," he mused, "maybe I should do a cleanse again this year."

Considering I don't really eat fruits or vegetables, I thought, "Maybe I should do a cleanse this year." Seems like a good start to the New Year. And rather than thinking of it as taking away foods that already aren't great for me and that I don't love, I am thinking of it as adding to what I already eat- adding good things to my body that will make me feel good.

So far, I've consumed peppermint jo-jo's on the daily, purchasing five boxes when I discovered they were running out quickly and were only seasonal. After voicing their shock (quite publicly) the various checkers and surrounding women in line at Trader Joe's advised that I purchase a case and sell them on the black market. If these cookies weren't so damn good, I may actually do that.

This cleanse is working out great.
Happy New Year.


Christa Jeanne said...

Oh, peppermint Jo-Jos. I may or may not have polished off a box or two single-handedly. They're addictive!

Nakki said...

Oh...cleanses. I've been meaning to do one. My sisters, the Master Herbalist, recommends you do one quarterly! Eeh...I'll be good if I get one in!

cropstar said...

peppermint jojos are extasy in a box! i consumed an entire box in one day... and i didn't feel guilty at all!

good luck with the cleanse. it sounds amazing.

f*bomb. said...

I think putting these on the black market and ebay-ing them will possibly pay for a new bike.
What do you think?

As for the cleanse, I'm not omitting things from my diet, simply ADDING fruits and vegatables to it. I made a cranberry spinach salad and 3 bean salad for lunch yestarday and then came home to resist cookies, caving around 11:30 for salt and pepper chips (which I also just finished as a breakfast chaser to my morning cheerios).
O well.