Friday, December 25, 2009

Dear Santa,

Well, FINE. If THAT's how you're gonna be, next year, I'm just going to be naughty.
Hope you like the cookies.
Bastard.
with love,
-f.

4 comments:

Krista said...

Dear Farrah-
Please do expound more on this particular blog entry.... I'm curious. And, yes, I've missed your regular blog entries.

Love,
Krista

f*bomb. said...

I just think it's shocking that no one else has caught onto the habit of some old, fat guy in a bad suit trying to get into your house after midnight, looking for a ho. Expose him for the perversity that he is!

barefootbex said...

You're hilarious. I love that you called Santa a bastard.

f*bomb. said...

A man who shows up only once a year, breaks in when you're sleeping and has emotional demands that you be "nice"?!?
Sounds like a sociopath to me.