Friday, December 25, 2009

Dear Santa,

Well, FINE. If THAT's how you're gonna be, next year, I'm just going to be naughty.
Hope you like the cookies.
with love,


Krista said...

Dear Farrah-
Please do expound more on this particular blog entry.... I'm curious. And, yes, I've missed your regular blog entries.


f*bomb. said...

I just think it's shocking that no one else has caught onto the habit of some old, fat guy in a bad suit trying to get into your house after midnight, looking for a ho. Expose him for the perversity that he is!

barefootbex said...

You're hilarious. I love that you called Santa a bastard.

f*bomb. said...

A man who shows up only once a year, breaks in when you're sleeping and has emotional demands that you be "nice"?!?
Sounds like a sociopath to me.