Thursday, December 20, 2007

I can't wait to have children.

This struck fear into my very heart. If you make it to the very end, I promise you, you will be completely horrified/amused.


This post is dedicated to all my adorable Asian-loving friends and to the ones obsessed with poo (you know who you are). Merry Christmas. Now don't ever ask me to support your values ever again.

16 comments:

linds said...

that is just disturbing. i will never sing and dance while potty trainining my children. i just refuse.

f*bomb. said...

That's just because you're not a cute Asian.
Don't worry about it. It's just what all cute Asians do.

f*bomb. said...

Besides- that contraption is what I got for Rhyll for Christmas. It's still in the mail, but we have a few more days before Christmas...

rhyll said...

i'd like to know why i've never gotten that kind of support from a single one of my roommates.

i want high fives all around next time, including--but not limited to--occasional bursting forth into song.

caroline said...

what, you guys don't have theme songs for every bowel movement?

Ashlee said...

Farrah- we already have one of those in our bathroom upstairs. Pay attention.

veeda said...

oh my gosh, I am going to remember this video. It will come in handy in about 6 months. Also, I wish we had a talking toilet.

I love it!

Hadz said...

SUGOI! That was fantastic. I will not settle for anything less than singing, dancing and high-fiving after any future bowel movements!

Salt H2O said...

This now replaces "Everything comes down to Poo" as my favorite bowel movement song of all time.

The Dally Llama said...

I think Hasslehoff's Hooked on a Feeling just got replaced as the most ridiculous video on all of Youtube. I have no words.

f*bomb. said...

Blaspheme! Dall, that is an AMAZING video. Not only does the song f*ing ROCK, but HELL-O! The tribes of the Maasi?!? AND the Hoff?!?! It's so good, I may just have to post it...

Andrea said...

farrah, holy heck, this is theeee most bizarre thing i have seen in a few months. has mike c. seen this? there is a poo-log in it. he would love it.

kathennessey said...

I was completely loving it. . . that is until the very end when I watched a real child bear down to pass a big turd! I'm completely disturbed and alarmed! I don't know what to do with myself. . . except maybe watch it again and then email it to everyone I've ever met!

julia said...

oh my gosh this is hilarous! i love how the poo smiles as it goes around the water. i couldn't stop laughing, it just gets equally worse/better as it goes along.

i can't wait to have kids and choreograph a dance w/Jan as they start getting potty trained. those japanese really know how to make a weird thing fun.

cropstar said...

so, so brilliant!

Liz said...

Boy does that bring back memories from our time in Japan! I think I'm most disturbed because I'm not disturbed. Should I worry?