Today-

I just ate a pound of chocolate for no apparent reason.
ugh.

I cleaned out the cupboards and found chocolate bars that were sitting around for a year or so, some chocolate cookies that had expired in '06, halloween m&m's from last year, and (in cleaning the house) all the rest of the cadbury mini-eggs the Easter bunny left behind 2 weeks ago.
I'm not much of a sweets person (which is probably why all my candy is long-past due), but if this guy walked by, I'd probably take a bite out of his @$$, too.