Like Dr Laura, but with a beat you can dance to.
This is an excellent solution to the monsters under our beds. Thank you, little girl.I can't wait to have children just so I can manipulate them into using profanity. See? It's just so-darned CUTE!
better solution, have Chuck Norris stay in your room because every night before the boogie man goes to bed he checks his room for Chuck Norris.
I'll Chuck Norris YOU before bed...
what a sad world this would be if chuck norris had never been born.
Chuck Norris was not born. Chuck Norris pre-exists the universe. In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing, and said, "Get a job," and the universe came into existence.
I just met a guy who was wearing a shirt with a GIANT Chuck Norris head on it. I don't even remember the guy...but I sure do remember The Chuck.
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