Apparently, obesity is contagious. And NOT from social habits- even if you talk on the phone or email a severely obese person on a regular basis, you are likely to gain weight. There is an article telling us that, for our health's sake, we need to sever all ties with obese people. Conversely, I have observed that the average median of attractiveness goes up approximately 32% when individuals participate on Blogg. It's just a fact. And you know it must be true because I used a percentile.
Science, how ridiculous are you going to get? I mean, honestly. Is it because the only people who want to play with you lack social skills and don't know how to dance? Is it because girls used to avoid you in high school? Why are you obsessed with making people self-conscious? Why are you so bent on alienating individuals? I will never be friends with you, Science. You are mean. And you smell like poo.