A friend says that a woman who rides a scooter is a deal-breaker.
"Even if it's one of those cute 60's throwback Vespas that looks like it belongs in Italy?" I ask.
Yes. DEAL BREAKER.
Clearly, he has not familiarized himself with Death Scab for Scootie, whose accessories alone make me wish I had a motorgang to roll with at sunset.
Deal-Breakers. We've all got them.
So? What are your deal-breakers? We should all probably just get this out of the way right now, because we all know that everyone on Shameless is mostly here for the free publicity and chance to score with someone highly intelligent and attractive.
Take note. This may be important someday. Unless, of course, his deal-breaker is something totally awesome and he is being absolutely ridiculous.