Please. O Please. Will someone PLEASE order one of those beautiful Ukrainian brides that's being advertised in the toolbar and report back to us.
I just want everyone to know: I thought it would be funny to look up pictures of these Ukrainian brides to post with this story, but all the sites made me a little bit sad. And some of them resembled really, really poor child porn (if Sears did kiddie porn). So. No pictures here. And now I'm going to cry for these poor, sad, Ukrainian women.