Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Statistics, You are Grounded.

4%
Percentage of U.S. adults who never had sex.

That is a direct quote. From TIME. Statistics, why do you mock me? WHY?!?! I think you need to marry Science and make mean-spirited babies together.

11 comments:

k8 said...

I sincerely apologize for bringing this to your attention. i will be crying myself to sleep in my bed ALONE tonight.

Salt H2O said...

Now you can officially consider yourself an elitist.

chloe elizabeth said...

I'm a fan of salt's take on it. We are elitists.

Vanilla Vice said...

Science continues to mock you everyday Farrah. It's because of you're love affair with Faith.

Sarita said...

I'm guessing that's the top 4%. That's right. Just like I was in the top 5% in reading in grade school. I'm a prodigy when it comes to virginity.

Rachel said...

I am interested to have that statistic broken down a little more. Marital status, age, etc. It would be a great statistic if the other 96% were married... otherwise it might be a really disheartening one.

Tannerama said...

Who gives a hoot? Why should that be depressing? I'm with Sarita. That's the top 4%.

Also, how can you substantiate that you have had sex? I mean I am sure there are lots of guys that "had sex" with their girlfriends... but she lives in Canada... you wouldn't know her.

f*bomb. said...

Whatever. Everyone knows Statistics lie.
Ya hear that, Statistics? You are a LIAR!!! And your nose looks like a cat's.

f*bomb. said...

PS-
And, just for the record- I don't want to know if you're in the 4% club or not...I just liked that statistic for the funny. Not the "let everybody in my bizness."

Besides. Everybody knows you're re-virginized if you go without for more than 3 years anyway. DUH.

Salt H2O said...

Look at the stats on US adults with herpes, it'll make you feel better.

f*bomb. said...

Whatever, Kory. If you ever bothered to watch TV, you would know: Those with genital herpes use Valtrex. Those who use Valtrex are in committed relationships where they remain outbreak free for months at a time, and in-between they go on amazing vacations together, riding horses and jumping off waterfalls and lounge in canoes together.
DUH.
http://farrahspot.blogspot.com/2007/05/commercials.html