Can you please stop calling me? Honestly. You're worse than Anonymous. Two more calls- on a SATURDAY...Trust me, honey, unless your boyfriend is this guy, he's not worth this kind of paranoia. And even then, I'm pretty positive he's not the one calling me.
If this is your girlfriend, you should probably just end things and escape with your life. But before you do, will you PLEASE ask her to STOP CALLING ME?!?!