Sunday, May 13, 2007

Coming Out.

You may think you know me.
But you don't know everything.
I have something to say. Something I've known deep inside me for a long, long time.
Inside this slammin' body of a short Asian girl- I am a gay man.
I love showtunes. I spontaniously break into song and truly think it would be really great if life were like a musical. I've fallen in love on the dance floor. I honestly believe that blue eyeshadow will never go out of style, and when it comes to hair, bigger IS better. Diana Ross is amazing. If I had ridiculous gobs of money to drop on something frivilous, it'd probably be a toss-up between getting hair extensions and season tickets to Broadway and Off-Broadway and I fantasize daily on one day performing Off-Off-Broadway. James Dean and Jake Gyllenhaal are dreamboats. And while I never saw "Brokeback," if I were ever going to suggest two men for on-screen romance, Jake and Heath are excellent choices. Madonna is a personal hero. Just about any outfit I own will have one or more of the following contents: feathers, snakeskin, animal print, velvet, sequins or gold. Or look like a costume piece. And I think I would look better if I were dripping in jewels.

I am in love with this man:

And I'd rather dance than talk with you.


Hadz said...

Kings of Convenience....nice choice. A personal fav of mine! ...and you are the only gay man that I'd make out with.

f*bomb. said...

I know. I love them. Absolutely love them. And now even moreso, now that I know he moves like he's made of al-dente pasta.
Thanks for the offer. That's quite generous of you.

rachel said...

That was the best video...

f*bomb. said...

I have his tracksuit. I picked it up SPECIFICALLY to watch "The Royal Tennenbaums" when it came out. Now I have a whole new reason to dance, dance, dance.

caroline said...

homeslice on the piano is a babe.

Vanilla Vice said...

I'm not going to lie, I ocasionally break into spontaneous dance/sing fighting with the sharks = MAMBO - MAMBO - GO!!!

Stay cool, boy. Hello, Dolly.

f*bomb. said...

Tender nerd love songs will get me every time. You hear that, Peter Parker? EVERY. TIME.